This latest post by Silva is pretty amazing, and not in a good way. We’re all aware of how Silva link whores his own personal website every chance he gets, and he attempts to drive google traffic by using the names of well known theologians, authors, and ministers (which is why he can’t mention Nathan Neighbours without also mentioning McManus). But this latest post may be the greatest example of that. So I’ve come up with a formula to determine what is the greatest example of link whoring.

Simply take the number of names not focused on the point being made, add to it the number of times a personal website is mentioned and/or linked to from a different blog, and divide by the number of words in a post (you can copy/paste to word to do the word count automagically). So this particular post gives us a link whore rating of .066 (he mentioned Kimball, McLaren, Apprising “Ministries” mentioned once, Apprising “Ministries” linked 4 times, Haggee and Warren X2 divided by a word count of 151).

So there it is people, if you can beat a link whore index rating of .066 I’ll give you some sort of totally sweet shout out.

****Updated****
I messed up the math. There were 4 additional links to Apprising “Ministries” I missed the first time through thinking they were links to the websites of the people being mentioned to add to google traffic, so the total has been adjusted up to .066, raising the bar for everyone out there.

***Updated 2***
And just like that Silva out link whores himself in his very next post. This post garners a link whore index rating of .074 (no less than four links to Apprising “Ministries” in only 54 words). Congratulations to Silva on his outstanding work in the field of link whoring.

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1   Chris P.    
November 29th, 2007 at 1:30 pm

You seem to be an expert on whores. Does that make you a pimp or a john? Perhaps part of God’s vice-squad?
Just wondering

2   Tim Reed    http://churchvoices.com
November 29th, 2007 at 1:32 pm

Ahh look the purpose driven drive by by our own purpose driven pastor of music.

3   nathan    http://www.nathanneighbour.com
November 29th, 2007 at 1:34 pm

OH SNAP! Dang Timmy… yous dun gon just gots called a whore! OH DANG! OH DANG! You crazy foo! You’s gonna sit there n take that? OH DANG!

4   nc    
November 29th, 2007 at 1:43 pm

YAY!!!!!!!
Chris P is back!!!

What’s wrong, Chris P?
You don’t think there’s room on the god-squad with you and your friends?

Or are you too busy with your purpose driven church that is open to compromise by using any means for proclaiming the gospel?

It’s tough when you and your friends don’t get to whine and bash people unchallenged with impunity, huh?

It just sooooooooo hard….

5   Bruce Gerencser    http://www.brucegerencser.com
November 29th, 2007 at 1:45 pm

Jesus loved whores and so do we, and that’s why we love Ken. But Jesus didn’t like the whoring that the whore did, and neither do we like the whoring at CRN.

They have figured out the tag, link game. I suspect to some degree we all do it. None of us write so no one will read it :) Honest linking is fine. Honest tagging in fine. Circular tagging and linking that always brings you back to the same place (CRN) well………….

Bruce

6   Rick Frueh    http://judahslion.blogspot.com/
November 29th, 2007 at 2:18 pm

Hey Tim – remeber the post the “Self Link King” I did awhile back? So if the whore applies elsewhere, I demand to be known as a brothel!

 

Here is the post:  http://christianresearchnetwork.info/2007/09/29/the-link-master/

7   nc    
November 29th, 2007 at 4:07 pm

Rick’s House of Whore-ers.

8   nc    
November 29th, 2007 at 7:06 pm

I guess that didn’t go over too well…

9   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
November 29th, 2007 at 7:38 pm

I laughed when I read it just now – but didn’t know if I should admit it…

10   Julie    http://www.loneprairie.net/lp_blog/blog.htm
November 29th, 2007 at 9:26 pm

This post will bring interesting search engine results.

11   Tim Reed    http://churchvoices.com
November 29th, 2007 at 9:31 pm

NC,
It took me reading it outloud to get it.

Julie,
Oh yes it will.

12   Tim Reed    http://churchvoices.com
November 29th, 2007 at 10:23 pm

We’re currently the #1 search result on google for “link whore index”.

13   RayJr    
December 5th, 2007 at 10:30 pm

Ken’s tactic is working. If you enter any of the following in Google:

Rick Warren
Brian Mclaren
Rob Bell
Emergent Church
Emerging Church

Apprising.org shows up on the first page, usually right after the personal websites of these people/movements.