Comments on: The “I Know You Are, But What am I?” Defense

By: Kyle in WI

Kyle in WI — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:46:15 +0000

Joe that is harsh. It sounds like you kinda care you keep guessing:)

By: Joe Martino

Joe Martino — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:41:09 +0000

Did you just “threaten” us that we’ll never know what
Putridly
Talking
While
Throwing up in
Mud
really means.
Do you really think we care?

By: PTWTM

PTWTM — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 01:25:41 +0000

This is my final post here, since there is no way we’re going to be able to talk sense to one another.

Joe, nice try. Not only no cigar, you’re not even close.

Thus, since I won’t be back to poison myself with this postmodern antinomian Campbellitish mishmash, you will not truly know what PTWTM really stands for.

I have better uses for my time, and drive-byes aren’t one of them.

By: Joe Martino

Joe Martino — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 21:13:42 +0000

Preaching
The
White
Trash
Ministries,
You crack me up.

By: Chris

Chris — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:58:34 +0000

And for a minute I thought he/she/ministry/ was giving us the key to the Acronym.

Pretending To Write Thy Mantra!

By: PTWTM

PTWTM — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:21:53 +0000

Phil,

If you’re talking about the article that started this thread, I certainly did read it. All I did was make silliness out of this whole “Christological” tennis match between the postmodern Campbellites/whatever-denominational-persuasion-you-are versus what you call “ODMs”. Having said that, the score certainly isn’t Love-Love.

By: Phil Miller

Phil Miller — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 20:11:34 +0000

PTWTM,
Well, thanks for the brilliant insight. Did you even read the original article?

By: Chris L

Chris L — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:59:53 +0000

Puritanical
Titillation
Will
Turn
Mediocre

Perhaps you missed that we’ve posted the key differences we’re looking for here, and that you’re barking up the wrong tree…

By: PTWTM

PTWTM — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 19:52:42 +0000

The pot calls the kettle black that calls the pot black that calls the kettle black that calls the pot black that calls the kettle black that calls the pot black that calls the kettle black that calls the pot black that calls the kettle black that calls the pot black that calls the kettle black that calls the pot black that calls the kettle black that calls the pot black that calls the kettle black that calls the pot black that calls the kettle black that calls the pot black that calls the kettle black that calls the pot black that calls the kettle black…

By: Robbo

Robbo — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 21:08:33 +0000

From the “Editor”

there is a growing number of online discernment ministries currently being raised up by the Lord Himself to earnestly contend for the genuine faith of Jesus Christ against continual attacks by new evangelicals and the Emergent Church

you are certainly right, Phil Miller, in saying that the only qualification for the position of online watchman is a computer with an internet connection. How can anyone think you can “discern” someone’s ministry simply by reading news reports and hearing rumours which is primarily what they do. That is the reason why the old Slice of Laodicea got punked a few times by April Fool’s day news reports and that is why some of them go back and change or take down posts without any apology or explanation.

See what happens when Mike Corley makes a trip to Seattle and sees Mars Hill Church for himself and finds that all those vicious rumours emailed to him by well meaning Christians were untrue? I hope he will speak or write to Ingrid and tell her to take down and apologize for using that kind of language for a mere once-a-year Church celebration.

“growing number of online-discernment-ministries”! who needs that kind of competition?