I found a Bible I haven’t used in several years and found this bit of commentary pasted into the back of it (I believe that it came from Tragedy Ann’s front man Mikee Bridges):

What is it about accusations [against believers, especially], that makes us so gullible and quick to believe them? Have you heard the one about TV preachers? Supposedly, whenever the national religious broadcasters have one of their conventions the hotels they are booked at report a spike of increased rentals of porn movies. Well, the editor of this magazine called up the two major hotels used at this year’s NRB convention, the Anaheim Marriot and west coast Anaheim and asked about this. The management staff said they’d never heard this report. If it were true, wouldn’t they know? Our own genre has its own urban legends as well. A few years ago at Tom Festival, a prominent artist reported what he’d heard from a friend, that the two best selling items at the nearby convenience store were beer and condoms. We talked to the owner/managers of this store, and were told that this is the furthest thing from the truth. Why are false accusations like this believed? Granted, if they were true, they would make for a great and powerful rebuke. But we don’t have to make up sins to preach against. And we shouldn’t rust to judgment — especially when it’s based on the testimony of only one “witness.” Where in the Bible does it say that, “in order to believe in God, you must check your brain at the door?” It doesn’t! Let’s use our God-given ability to reason and not be so gullible. In the Bible Satan is called “the accuser of the brethren,” and we are also told that Jesus is at the right hand of the father, interceding for the saints. We can align ourselves with one of two ministries that is taking place in heaven — accusation or intercession. It’s your choice, so choose wisely.

Sometimes, a dude in black leather pants and a cowboy hat will lead them.