Comments on: Jesus Hates Tall People

By: nc

nc — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:26:43 +0000

#12:

Well, at least the “god”-who-is-Chris-P is getting a bit more concise.

By: Brendt

Brendt — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 12:43:50 +0000

part of Bryan Duncan’s version (from memory, so maybe not 100% accurate):

Short people got Somebody
Short people got Somebody
Short people got Somebody
To love

They got
Little hands that pray to a great big God
They got
Little hearts that Jesus died and bought
They got
Little voices singing great big songs
About how Jesus cares about them
All day long

BTW, Bryan is short, himself. Hence the song.

By: Rick Frueh

Rick Frueh — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:05:47 +0000

Ah, the aroma of a hubristic comment by a doctrinlly confused barely believer.

Sometimes I am convinced that some ODMs believe in the existance of error more than the existance of truth. I have come to this conclusion by reading the focus of their posts.

By: Chris P.

Chris P. — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:32:29 +0000

short er…..arminian/restorationist/talmudic people got no reason.

By: Rick Frueh

Rick Frueh — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:51:37 +0000

No.

By: Brendt

Brendt — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 14:40:46 +0000

Rick, you ever hear Bryan Duncan’s cover of “Short People”?

By: Rick Frueh

Rick Frueh — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:13:27 +0000

~~Short~~ tall people got nobody ~~Short~~ tall people got nobody ~~Short~~ tall people got nobody To love

By: Brendt

Brendt — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:54:45 +0000

Thomas sounds like an awesome kid!

By: Rick Frueh

Rick Frueh — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 21:12:44 +0000

PB – Jesus loves all reformers, tall, short, skinny, fat, and intellectually challenged.

BTW – Jesus’ love to reformers is doctrinal and never emotional!

By: iggy

iggy — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 21:03:33 +0000

Jerry,

I heard his sermon on this and it was a very interesting point of view… (no pun intended)

iggy