If God Texted the Ten Commandments

Posted by: Chris L
in Humor
9
Jun

[HT: McSweeny's]

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg’s

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

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8 Comments(+Add)

1   Joe C    
June 9th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

HIlarious.

But I don’t get #5 “pos ok”, I’m just not hip enough eh?

2   Joe    http://joemartino.name
June 9th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

Parents
Over
Shoulder
is OK
Your
Mom and Dad
are cool

3   Phil Miller    http://pmwords.blogspot.com
June 9th, 2009 at 2:52 pm

I didn’t get that one either. When I see the abbreviation “pos”, I must admit I think of something else…

4   Joe C    
June 9th, 2009 at 2:57 pm

I’m with you Phil. My son is way to young to know text talk, so the ‘pos’ was way over my head. Thanks for clarifying Joe.

5   sandy    
June 10th, 2009 at 2:18 pm

myob?
what does that mean?

6   Joe    
June 10th, 2009 at 2:19 pm

M ind
Y our
O wn
B usiness

7   sandy    
June 10th, 2009 at 2:32 pm

ahhh! thanks.

8   Joe    http://joemartino.name
June 10th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

YW, NP :)

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