This just in; the real Jesus has opened a twitter account. His first five tweets…

@WomanatWell “Indeed, the water I give him will become in him a spring of water welling up to eternal life.”

@ManontheRoad “”Foxes have holes and birds of the air have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head.”

@FishingSimon “”Come, follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.”

@FastingPharisee “No one sews a patch of unshrunk cloth on an old garment, for the patch will pull away from the garment, making the tear worse.”

@TaxingTree “Today salvation has come to this house, because this man, too, is a son of Abraham. For the Son of Man came to seek and to save what was lost.”

No sinners prayer, no repent, no you’re a sinner????? I’m not to sure that this Jesus is the real Jesus.

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1   pastorboy    http://www.crninfo.wordpress.com
December 4th, 2009 at 9:56 am

@galileans Lk13:3 No, I tell you; but unless you repent, you will all likewise perish.

@galilee Mk1 Jesus came into Galilee, proclaiming the gospel of God,15 and saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand; repent and believe in the gospel.

@kingdavid Psalm 7:12
If a man does not repent, God will whet his sword; he has bent and readied his bow;

@sinners Luke 15:7 Just so, I tell you, there will be more joy in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who need no repentance.

2   pastorboy    http://www.crninfo.wordpress.com
December 4th, 2009 at 10:00 am

And seen at #redletters:

Matthew 3:2
Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.

Matthew 3:8
Bear fruit in keeping with repentance.

Matthew 4:17
From that time Jesus began to preach, saying, Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.
Matthew 11:20
Then he began to denounce the cities where most of his mighty works had been done, because they did not repent.
Matthew 11:21
Woe to you, Chorazin! Woe to you, Bethsaida! For if the mighty works done in you had been done in Tyre and Sidon, they would have repented long ago in sackcloth and ashes.
Matthew 12:41
The men of Nineveh will rise up at the judgment with this generation and condemn it, for they repented at the preaching of Jonah, and behold, something greater than Jonah is here.
Mark 1:4
John appeared, baptizing in the wilderness and proclaiming a baptism of repentance for the forgiveness of sins.
Mark 1:15
and saying, The time is fulfilled, and the kingdom of God is at hand; repent and believe in the gospel.
Mark 6:12
So they went out and proclaimed that people should repent.
Luke 3:3
And he went into all the region around the Jordan, proclaiming a baptism of repentance for the forgiveness of sins.
Luke 3:8
Bear fruits in keeping with repentance. And do not begin to say to yourselves, We have Abraham as our father. For I tell you, God is able from these stones to raise up children for Abraham.
Luke 5:32
I have not come to call the righteous but sinners to repentance.

Luke 10:13
Woe to you, Chorazin! Woe to you, Bethsaida! For if the mighty works done in you had been done in Tyre and Sidon, they would have repented long ago, sitting in sackcloth and ashes.
Luke 11:32
The men of Nineveh will rise up at the judgment with this generation and condemn it, for they repented at the preaching of Jonah, and behold, something greater than Jonah is here.
Luke 13:3
No, I tell you; but unless you repent, you will all likewise perish.
Luke 13:5
No, I tell you; but unless you repent, you will all likewise perish.
Luke 15:10
Just so, I tell you, there is joy before the angels of God over one sinner who repents.
Luke 16:30
And he said, No, father Abraham, but if someone goes to them from the dead, they will repent.
Luke 17:3
Pay attention to yourselves! If your brother sins, rebuke him, and if he repents, forgive him,
Luke 17:4
and if he sins against you seven times in the day, and turns to you seven times, saying, I repent, you must forgive him.
Luke 24:47
and that repentance and forgiveness of sins should be proclaimed in his name to all nations, beginning from Jerusalem.

3   Chris    http://agendalesslove.wordpress.com
December 4th, 2009 at 10:05 am

Not saying that he won’t tweet about those other things. Just saying that he didn’t tweet it to everyone. :)

4   Neil    
December 4th, 2009 at 11:49 am

funny thing is, dan allender called for people to repent… and that was still not enough!

5   pastorboy    http://www.crninfo.wordpress.com
December 4th, 2009 at 11:53 am

Okay- tell me at what time stamp he did it do I can listen to the five sentences before hand and afterwards. I listened and I didn’t hear it.

6   pastorboy    http://www.crninfo.wordpress.com
December 4th, 2009 at 11:54 am

BTW, repentance isn’t enough. You have to do more than just change your mind about and turn from sin. You must place your trust in Christ- repentance unto salvation, unto God.

7   Rick Frueh    http://judahslion.blogspot.com/
December 5th, 2009 at 8:44 am

#6 – The repentance you reference is not about sin, it’s changing your mind about Jesus, which by direct implication means you change your mind about yourself. The equation goes something like this:

You realize by the Spirit’s illumination that Jesus is the Son of God and has paid for your forgivenss, and realizing that, you trust Him as your Savior because you realize you need saving.

That is Biblical, salvation repentance.

8   Neil    
December 5th, 2009 at 10:57 am

Okay- tell me at what time stamp he did it do I can listen to the five sentences before hand and afterwards. I listened and I didn’t hear it.

very cute. – (though your refusal to provide the context of that alleged wright quote, and the context of the page you say it is on – lead me to believe it was not an actual quote, but just an interpretation/paraphrase of yours.)

anyway… i’m not sure why i even posted this comment here – i must have meant it for other thread.

allender’s call for repentance does not count anyway – he was calling for believers to repent of sin… it was not a call for sinners to repent and become believers.

so, in your world, the sermon was still a waste of time.

9   Neil    
December 5th, 2009 at 11:47 am

Okay- tell me at what time stamp he did it do I can listen to the five sentences before hand and afterwards.

he uses the actual word for the first time at 33:32. but you should probably start at 30:00 to get the entire context.

but this is just the point where he uses the actual words “repent” and “confess” – those twin themes pretty much permeate the entire message.

10   Jerry    http://www.dongoldfish.wordpress.com
December 5th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

@christians: “And when you stand praying, if you hold anything against anyone, forgive him, so that your Father in heaven may forgive you your sins.”

@anyonewhowilllisten: 23″Therefore, if you are offering your gift at the altar and there remember that your brother has something against you, 24leave your gift there in front of the altar. First go and be reconciled to your brother; then come and offer your gift.

11   Rick Frueh    http://judahslion.blogspot.com/
December 5th, 2009 at 4:28 pm

#10 – Both those commandments are predicated upon faith in Jesus Christ. The power to forgive comes directly from faith in Jesus Christ. And I do not just mean being saved, I mean an active and deep “now” faith in Christ.

12   Jerry    http://www.dongoldfish.wordpress.com
December 6th, 2009 at 1:01 am

And your point?

It’s the deafening silence that resounds most eloquently to me.