On Febraury 11, 2010, the Rapture Ready bulletin board banned me for two years (apparently for dragging God into a conversation) and informed me that I am not saved.

If you’re reading this, that means that the world has not ended yet, and I am over there renewing my membership and finding out from those gracious people how to be saved before I’m eternally damned.

And if you believe that last line, when I return from RR, I want to talk to you about a bridge in New York that I can sell you for a really good price.

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1   scott    http://www.verumserum.com
February 11th, 2012 at 1:26 am

if they don’t respond to your request, it could be because the rapture DID occur and you MISSED it!!!

2   Chris L    http://www.fishingtheabyss.com/
February 13th, 2012 at 1:59 pm

Scott – congrats on VS’ honors last week! Great job!

3   Neil    
February 19th, 2012 at 5:33 pm

they are letting you back in? when they banned me it appeared to be for life.