This just in; the real Jesus has opened a twitter account. His first five tweets…

@WomanatWell “Indeed, the water I give him will become in him a spring of water welling up to eternal life.”

@ManontheRoad “”Foxes have holes and birds of the air have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head.”

@FishingSimon “”Come, follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.”

@FastingPharisee “No one sews a patch of unshrunk cloth on an old garment, for the patch will pull away from the garment, making the tear worse.”

@TaxingTree “Today salvation has come to this house, because this man, too, is a son of Abraham. For the Son of Man came to seek and to save what was lost.”

No sinners prayer, no repent, no you’re a sinner????? I’m not to sure that this Jesus is the real Jesus.

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